Saturday, March 14, 2009

Rapprochement


"I just want you to know that I still despise you. Nothing has changed between us. I hate you and want you dead."

"I understand."

"It's just...well...It isn't your fault or mine that there's only one sunny spot. That's all. That's all this is about."

"That's fair. I agree."

"Okay, then."

"Uh...I hate you, too."

"All right. Good."

Friday, March 13, 2009

Visitor to the Gulch

A friend asked me to get him an estimate for installing some culverts on his property not far from me. This involved waffling for days while I overcame my aversion to asking neighbors for things (S the Road Guy's phone number) and then more days while I overcame my aversion to calling strangers (S the Road Guy) on the telephone. Finally did it, and he showed up quite promptly. Promptness is a great virtue among local service people, because it is so very rare.

So anyway, S the Road Guy showed up this morning and of course refused to leave his truck. I often forget the kind of reception strange visitors get here.

What I see...


What they see...


But everything worked out well in the end. Really.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Question about a Wood Stove...



I've gotten some good advice from readers here, and I'm hoping somebody can help me with this if you would.

I've recently acquired a wood stove for Joel's Secret Lair, Final Edition. (Yay!)

I don't actually know very much about wood stoves. (Boo!)

This one appears in great shape; it's welded steel plate, no rust anywhere, everything present and nice'n'tight. But I have a question about the placement of the fire brick. When I got the thing unloaded the bricks were just sort of jumbled around inside. I thought all I needed to do was line the floor and lower sides of the stove with them. I did notice that this arrangement covers up the adjustable air inlet on the bottom of the stove.

I started a fire inside, and when it was going good closed the door to check the seal and draft. The fire went out almost instantly. I checked the air inlet damper - wide open. Opened the door, fire re-ignited.

Okay, clearly the fire brick is cutting off the air flow. But then I don't understand how the bricks are supposed to be arranged inside. My understanding is that they're supposed to keep the burning material from direct contact with the steel, yes? So what am I doing wrong?

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Oh, Lord. Here we go.



At least ten people dead, and all I can think about is, "Here we go." I want to rail at the gun control Nazis who'll rush to dance in these peoples' blood, but honestly I'm really not sure I'm any better. We've been waiting for the next big-news shooting spree, and now we've got one. Cue Eric Holder in 3...2...1...

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Just spreading that ol' meme...

What the hell is a "meme," anyway?

Here's Another...

...of those unoccupied dwellings I mentioned yesterday...



I really don't know what the story is here. These folks spent considerable money on fencing materials. The fence is not completed, nor is the little patio they started behind the trailer, and hundreds of dollars worth of materials lay on the ground untended. As far as I can tell the area has never been inhabited past scattered camping trips. The trailer is too small for a bathroom and there's nothing like a septic field, but also no outhouse. It looks like they got interrupted in the middle of their project and just never returned. I've never seen anyone around it. It just sits on a ridge, hidden from almost all angles.

Unlike the other trailer I showed you, there's substantial dollar value just laying around here but untouched by visitors. These solar panels are more than enough to keep the batteries up so that they won't discharge and sulfate. As you can see, local theft is not a big problem at the moment or this place would be stripped. I assume somebody local watches out for it, but I don't know it's true.

Monday, March 9, 2009

And now we'll see!

I went over to my neighbor D's place to ask of he had some plastic and could he help me cover the fruit tree. He was pretty skeptical of the utility of this, but agreed to go along with the joke. So a little later in the afternoon he and my other neighbor J showed up. By this time the wind had come up, and D asked, "Do you have a plan?"

Misunderstanding, I started to explain again that yeah, the idea is to cover the tree and keep the frost off the blossoms. "No," he said, "Do you have a plan for getting plastic over a 12-foot tree in this wind?"

Good question! We took some long 2x4s, laid them parallel to each other, wrapped the plastic around the far ends and lifted them up. The wind did the rest, and then all we had to do was hold things in place while I went round and round the tree with Gorilla tape.

It's good, heavy construction-grade plastic, but nobody is completely convinced this will survive the wind. All we can do is try.

If this actually works...apricots!

Another day, another walky


Well, the rain stopped and the overcast cleared out. A little cool, but no serious wind yet. That'll come later today, no doubt. In the meantime, the boys wanted to know what the hell I was doing listening to Leslie Fish in the scriptorium when I could be going for a walk with them.

After a while, I got to wondering the same thing.


Dotted here and there in the desert there are little dwellings where nobody dwells. Nobody ever seems to bother them: Most of the folks you'll meet here have a very serious attitude toward property, including that of others. Most of these folks are heavily armed. This place, for example, is owned by a guy who's been out of the country for as long as I've known about it. His brother, however, lives fairly nearby. It looks abandoned, but it's not. Approach with caution. Better still, don't approach.

Of course that doesn't mean things are entirely safe unattended. The wind has a way of pulling things to pieces, given time. And there's lots of time here.

Edward Abbey visits the Gulch

A few weeks ago a commenter on an earlier post facetiously asked if I was (or maybe if I was styling myself as) Edward Abbey's long-lost brother. Not hardly - I am aware of the man, but until recently knew and cared almost nothing about him. In the sixties and seventies, ecology scolds were ever-present and generally quite annoying in a self-righteous way: I ignored them and hoped they'd ignore me. To me, he was just one more.

But last week I got an email from a friend, who told me he was sending me a box of books through our mutual friends S&L. This was welcome news, of course: Any box full of random books is bound to contain something worth reading.

Saturday morning I went over to S&L's worksite, and after greetings and coffee exchanged the box for some Jeep parts my friend had asked me to see sent back with them. Back at the property I unloaded the box on a workbench: Some Stephen Hunter, F. Paul Wilson, T. H. White, and other paperbacks of an apparently more random nature. Some I'd read before but not in quite a while. Days and days of evening reading; a treasure chest of books.

And what should I find among them but Edward Abbey's two most famous books (IOW the only two I'd actually heard of) - The Monkey Wrench Gang and Desert Solitaire. Nice! Funny the way synergy, or maybe just coincidence, can work sometimes.

What with the visit from my landlady, I've only carved my way about halfway through the novel. First impressions: Seventies-era individualism, now that I'm forced to relive it through this book, demanded no less and possibly a good deal more conformity than the 21st-century variety does. The first few chapters read exactly like every other '70's "counterculture" book I remember - heavy on the ironic, scornful similes, heavy on the oh-so-cool sentence constructions. I believe these chapters may have actually been designed to make complete sense only in the presence of a fat doobie. Afterward Abbey seems to get that out of his system and the narrative style settles down quite a bit to an entertaining, if childishly nihilistic, story. Seventies-style eco-terrorism: yeah, what a (yawn) rush. Them evil bulldozers.

Which reminds me, I've gotta call S the road guy: I promised another friend a quote on installing some culverts here in the pristine desert. I don't know if Abbey and I would have gotten along or not. At least I don't agitate for streetlights.

Monday, Monday...

Had a very pleasant weekend; the landlady came to visit and we got some work done on the barn's workshop then visited S&L for a light dinner. S&L had finished the ceiling in the bedroom of their new house, narrow varnished tongue and groove of clear...pine, I think. Really nice. Also got a start on tiling the greatroom floor, which meant I had to leave the boys home. They weren't happy campers, because they all really like S&L and who can blame them. S&L, or at least L, tend to be soft touches with such things as sausage. This, to a dog, is the measure of a good neighbor.

Today or the next I've got to score some roll plastic. The fruit tree in the meadow is about to go nuts with blossoms, which will then be killed by the next frost. The tree dutifully commits this folly every single goddam winter, but this time I'm gonna cover it for the next few weeks and see if I can't persuade the thing to at least flourish, if not actually fruit. Landlady brought a plastic sheet, but it was too small; we ended up using it to wrap a smaller tree that has been ravaged by elk and cattle to the point where if it survives another year it'll be a real coup. Too far from habitation.

The Yahoo weather forecasts have been comically wrong for days now. Several days of hard wind, and then last night the clouds rolled in - two days late by the forecast - and now there's a hard midwest overcast and drizzle that looks like it'll go on for weeks but could all blow away within the hour - who knows. Either way, it kept the overnight temperature up and staved off the frost for one more night. If I can manage to wrap that tree today, I will. I'll bet D&L have some plastic they can lend me. Pay them back next trip to town.

Last night, just as I was thinking of going to bed, Click came in and settled the question of who's been leaving the mouse bits in my bathtub. She entered the lair carrying a big, fat field mouse, went straight to the tub and proceeded to chow down. Thoughtful of her, if she really must bring them indoors. This morning the tub contained an anatomical study of a mouse's internal organs worthy of Hannibal Lector. Yeah, nice.

Ah, life in the boonies.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Duty - pt. 2

Continued from Here:

But why even discuss our rulers and would-be rulers? The things they say, the things they promise, are just so much destructive wind. The only thing that has ever made them even slightly interesting to me is that I can't ever decide which is more scary; the ones who never do the things they promise, or the ones who actually do those things. IE, bureaucrats tend to scare me more than politicians do. Either way, "duty," to them, is just wind. A threat, at most. Nothing to be taken seriously.

Yet duty is a part of an honorable and civilized life. A person who genuinely possesses no sense of duty must not have a friend in the world. What good is life, if you genuinely have nothing in it toward which you feel some sense of obligation? I certainly don't deride the idea, I just don't believe other people can impose it on you. You can only impose it on yourself - and should.

Coincidentally, over at Sipsey Street Mike posted a piece on "Tribal Duties" yesterday, that seemed to fit similar thoughts I was trying to force into coherence:

How do you manufacture a strong community that protects, defends and advances the interests of its members? You build a tribe. Tribal organization is the most survivable of all organizational types and it was the dominant form for 99.99% of human history. The most important aspect of tribal organization is that it is the organizational cockroach of human history. It has proven it can withstand the onslaught of the harshest of environments. Global depression? No problem.
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The solution to this problem is to build a tribe. A group of people that you are loyal to you and you are loyal in return. In short, the need for a primary loyalty to a group that really cares about your survival and future success.

So how do you build a tribe? A strong tribe, in this post-industrial environment*, isn't built from the top down. Instead it is built organically from the bottom up. A simple tribe starts with cementing ties to your extended family, a connection of blood. The second step is to extend that network to include other families and worthy individuals. A key part of that is to build fictive kinship, a sense of connectedness that leads to the creation of loyalty to the group.

Something that's sadly lacking in our society is the notion of voluntary association - I mean association in a group more serious than the Boy Scouts or Kiwanis Club - a group that forms itself around the ideal of mutual benefit, maybe even mutual survival. A tribe, for lack of a better word. Not one you're born into and "owe" allegiance because otherwise Unca Sugar will hurt you, but one you form yourself or earn entry to.

Hmm...sounds a lot like a gulch.

Duty is a rational and essential part of any complete human's life. But for duty to be legitimate, it must be voluntarily assumed. If I start a family, for example, I have a duty (a whole damned series of duties) to my spouse and children. If I form or join an alliance of friends for mutual support, I have a duty to fulfill my promises to that group. These are obligations I bring on myself, and they may bring me aggravation and hassle but if everybody else is doing their part they also bring me joy.

But I have no duty whatsoever to anyone - anyone at all - who tries to impose such duty upon me. No government, no organization, no self-proclaimed spokesman for any viewpoint, even one with whose aims I might generally agree, can put any obligation on me at all. They can only try to persuade me. Or, in the case of a government, they can try force. The first I may listen to, and I may be persuaded or not. The second is pretty nearly certain to carry unintended consequences, and the more so the more I seem to be going along. >:-(