"Whether you live in an underground bunker or a penthouse suite, the best way to ensure that you'll still be around next year is to ditch meat and go vegan," says PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman. "By maintaining a vegan diet, the bunkered survivors would be in better shape to adapt to their post-apocalyptic world and would help put an end to the doomsday scenarios that animals on factory farms and in slaughterhouses face every day."
I swear on a stack of smoldering Korans that I will eat one of them before I go vegan voluntarily..
ReplyDeleteBWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAhahahaHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh Lord I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! I want a hamburger...
ReplyDeleteJust had some juicy steak!
ReplyDeleteVegans are, by medical definition, missing enough essential micro-nutrients to be classified as mentally impaired.
ReplyDeleteThat article is adequate proof.
I have met quite a number of vegans, all very unhealthy people. Distinct lack of a working immune system, always under the weather...muscles of that of a 90 year old...
ReplyDeleteBut red meat will kill you!
Tell her to put sprouts in her underwear and I'll think about it briefly. Until then I want some fucking bacon.
ReplyDeleteWell, veggies have a lot to offer, but I like cheese and meat, and fish, and eggs, and octopus, and the occasional bug. Besides, fish stock makes a lot of veggies worth eating.
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