Phoenix-based Nuestros Reconquistos claims that there will be a war very similar to the Civil War fought in the next five years. “La Raza and MEChA have already talked to Latinos and Phoenix and explained that Latinos need to arm themselves for war,” says Nuestros Reconquistos President Manuel Longoria.Hey. Manuel. Over here.
(Puts fatherly arm around Manuel's shoulder) Look over there, kid. See the gun? Now - over at that guy. Gun. The longhair with the goatee? LOTS of guns. That raggedy old beardo with the limp? Don't even THINK about f*cking with him, he'll gut you and can your meat for winter.
See, if you wanna reconquer something for Ol' Mexico, you might wanna start with southern California - they've got laws there against people shooting back. Arizona probably isn't your best place to start.