Oh, God. I'm doomed...

..for the song of the day seems to be:



Part of me wails, "Why, oh evil Kami? What sin did I or my ancestors commit against you?" Part of me seeks harmony, acceptance of my foul karma. Perhaps if I embrace it with extraordinary grace I may be reborn as something as exalted as a polyp or even - dare I to dream? - a ringworm.

It's okay, though. Really, don't worry about me. I'll be fine. I've...got the noose right here...