Monday, August 3, 2009

You know you're a REEEAAALLY very sad little man...

...When you find yourself writing and then actually posting lengthy, heavily-researched essays on "The Stormtrooper Effect," which I swear I didn't make up.
The stormtrooper effect, also called stormtrooper syndrome, is an expression used to describe the cliché phenomenon in works of fiction of minor cannon fodder characters being completely ineffective in combat against characters important to the plot (protagonists). This ineffectiveness is typically visible as an inability to successfully strike the target with ranged weapons, even at close range. Though obviously unrealistic, the effect is common in many stories and movies. The stormtrooper effect is often a source of mockery by critics and fandom, but it is generally recognized as bringing a camp appeal where it occurs.

Though the origin of the expression is unknown, it refers to how the trained stormtroopers of the Galactic Empire in the three original Star Wars movies were usually unable to subdue the protagonists despite overwhelming numbers and firepower, chiefly due to their accuracy or lack thereof.

Tam over at View From The Porch, whose snark-fu is surely more powerful than mere Jedi mind tricks and pathetic lightsabers, summed up the sadness far more eloquently than I would ever try:
Hey, Earth to Commander Solo: How about beaming off the bridge of the USS Mom's Basement and onto the surface of planet Fresh Air? Go for a walk. Ride your bike. See if your tricorder will let you communicate with the natives. Something like that.



Of course, the fact that I actually read the Stormtrooper geekathon says nothing about me whatsoever. Nope: No geeks here. Uh uh.

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