What I learned from these videos:
* You’re 14 times more likely to survive a gunfight with body armor… but it’s heavy, so don’t wear it.
* Bullets go through walls.
* The Remington Upland Special is a state-of-the-art tactical shotgun cleverly disguised as a bird hunting gun. You definitely don’t want to be within 10 feet of one.
* When you draw a knife, try to hold onto it. Knives are not disposable.
* Rifles, on the other hand, are. If your rifle jams, throw it away.
* Bullets go through walls.
* Remember to go back for your rifle later so the “skinnies” don’t steal it.
* Balaclavas should be worn at all times.
* When people make fun of your AR-15, switch to your OTHER AR-15.
* Slings are bad because it is impossible to “run like a banshee” with a slinged rifle.
* If you can’t bear to throw your rifle on your 1970s shag carpeting, it is acceptable to lean it against your closet door instead.
* You can make a lovely ghillie suit out of Ace bandages and Post-It notes.
* Bullets go through walls.
May the Lord bless you all.
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