Google's looking after your privacy. Very closely.

Hah! Got back from shoveling sand to find an email from the Landlady:

Google Responds To Privacy Concerns With Unsettlingly Specific Apology

In an effort to make up for years of alarmingly invasive service, Google will automatically add $50 to all American bank accounts as a gesture of goodwill. The company has also encouraged feedback, explaining that users can type any concerns they may still have into any open browser window or, if they are members of Google Voice, "simply speak directly into [their] phones right now."

Either way, the company said, "We'll know."