Police Supt. Jody Weis knows that he will ultimately find himself on the hotseat for the surge. But, he’s got a new defense.Any day now, The Onion's going to give up the fight to keep up with reality. You just can't make this stuff up.
He's creating a new category of "indoor" homicides — and downplaying what police can do about them..
“Those homicides that are outdoors — the ones that I do believe we have a good possibility of preventing — we’re around 98 homicides for Chicago outdoors. That’s as low as it’s ever been, except for 2007, when I believe we had 97 homicides outdoors as of this date,” he said.
Tell me again why we pay cops?
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"Tell me again why we pay cops?"
Er, not to put too fine a point on it, but methinks the answer is in all those evil black rifle muzzles pointed at us. There is, after all, a limit to what even the insane will do voluntarily.
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