The Ultimate Answer to Kings: And that's just the HOUSE?

They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means "The Ultimate Argument of Kings," and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. "We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it's about: You'll do as I say or I'll send my goons to kill you."

I thought about that for a long time. If there's an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I've got bullets - he's got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that's not going to happen. So if there's an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain't bullets.

It finally came to me - and that's when I left the city, abandoned a goodly percentage of my goods, and gave all that was behind me a good, stiff Randian Shrug.

The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

And that's just the HOUSE?

Oh, for God's sake. Just burn it down. The cockroaches have taken over.

4 comments:

The Grey Lady said...: Heh....attached to that article is a link to Huffpo. A super superficial blurb on off griders to help promote the author's off grid book.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nick-rosen/off-the-grid-9-amazing-at_b_654157.html#slide_image; July 23, 2010 at 6:33 AM
TJIC said...: > Just burn it down.

Make sure to lock the doors, first.

We don't want any of the cockroaches getting out!; July 23, 2010 at 8:08 AM
Fred The Barbarian said...: And don't forget to salt the ground afterward.; July 23, 2010 at 12:34 PM
Joel said...: Cogress Delenda Est?; July 23, 2010 at 1:32 PM

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