"Remind me again why I'm supposed to care?"

So far as I can tell, global war and global warming and the price of rice in China are all just side issues. What we're all really supposed to pay attention to is what-all's going on with some blonde bimbo I don't remember even hearing of before a couple of weeks ago.

At least that's the lesson I take away from the sheer exposure she's getting. Now personally I don't understand why anybody spends a single pixel on her, but clearly this is my cultural duty or something.

So this is my Lindsay Lohan post. Its title comes from a comment below the article, a question with which I'm in complete sympathy. The topic is apparently very, very important, but I really don't know why.