Sez here we're all gonna die.

Thanks to Tam, that global-disaster-crying Cassandra, we receive word that global holocaust is imminent. Right around the corner, dude. No word yet how Obama's gonna stop it, but I'm sure he has a plan. Remember while you're roasting and being blown to tiny bloody bits and then getting cancer: The bad stuff is BP's fault, the good stuff is to Obama's credit. Got it? Good. Then prepare to have your morning ruined, because it says here BP is on the march with a vengeance that makes Mongol hordes look like mewing kittens:

Many geologists concur: "The consequences of a methane-driven oceanic eruption for marine and terrestrial life are likely to be catastrophic. Figuratively speaking, the erupting region "boils over," ejecting a large amount of methane and other gases (e.g., CO2, H2S) into the atmosphere, and flooding large areas of land. Whereas pure methane is lighter than air, methane loaded with water droplets is much heavier, and thus spreads over the land, mixing with air in the process (and losing water as rain). The air-methane mixture is explosive at methane concentrations between 5% and 15%; as such mixtures form in different locations near the ground and are ignited by lightning, explosions and conflagrations destroy most of the terrestrial life, and also produce great amounts of smoke and of carbon dioxide..." [5]

So I guess there's not that much rush on Landlady's roof. And that tax time thing? Not so much of a worry.