The Ultimate Answer to Kings: "This woman is a gold mine!"

They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means "The Ultimate Argument of Kings," and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. "We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it's about: You'll do as I say or I'll send my goons to kill you."

I thought about that for a long time. If there's an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I've got bullets - he's got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that's not going to happen. So if there's an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain't bullets.

It finally came to me - and that's when I left the city, abandoned a goodly percentage of my goods, and gave all that was behind me a good, stiff Randian Shrug.

The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

"This woman is a gold mine!"

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Pt. 2:

Oh, this is WAY better than the birth certificate kerfuffle. Somewhere a White House PR flack is hanging herself...

H/T to Treacher.

3 comments:

Mayberry said...: Sad... Funny... Has all the makings of a Hollyweird blockbuster...; September 22, 2010 at 6:46 PM
Anonymous said...: Another example of someone pissing on us and trying to convince us that it is raining.; September 22, 2010 at 7:16 PM
The Grey Lady said...: The woman is a publicly funded Gold Digger.; September 23, 2010 at 8:05 AM