*ring*
Hello?
Hi, is this the phone company?
Yeah. Who's this?
This is the government. We need you to sort of slow down on the infrastructure enhancements.
Why is that?
See, we have a lot on our plate right now. We can't just start shoving experts and coders to keep up with you. How do you expect us to catch Bin what'shisface or McVeigh II if you guys keep moving the back door? Frankly, we're a bit of a loss as to how to listen in on your subscribers through your labyrinth of constantly changing series of tubes.
Oh, you mean you need us to cater to your incompetence.
Exactly.
Port of Baltimore has limited reopening
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