From the "Get a load of this" Files...

The wheels of justice grind slow, but they grind exceedingly fine. Unless you're a tax-eater...

Federal prosecutor Arlene Fisk says defendant Troy Davis, upset about a demotion and lost pay, admitted stealing five laptops and a Sony Playstation.

Aw, izzums all upset? Diddums gets demoted?

I remember - it was easily within my lifetime - that people handed this sort of arbitrary, undeserved power at least pretended to hold themselves to a higher standard. Not "no standard at all, how dare you question me?"

Lamp post. Rope. Seriously.

H/T to Unc.