Thursday, January 27, 2011

Okay, Wyoming might go unrestricted. But does it have a state gun?

Because it looks like Utah will.

And since Utah's favorite son, next to maybe Joseph Smith, is John Moses Browning (PBUH), I think we can all guess which gun it will be.
As most of Utah's school kids hopefully know, the state's cooking pot is the Dutch oven, its state fish is the Bonneville Cutthroat trout and the state song is called, "Utah, This is the Place." Now, they may soon have to add a semiautomatic hand gun, the Browning M1911, to their homework on state symbols.
Okay, it's stupid. But still...Did you picture this happening back in the bad ol' days?


Anonymous said...

Have you considered ...
"As I hope most of Utah's school kids know," as an alternative to that frightfully misplaced adverb?

Joel said...

Picky, picky, picky. You think they teach grammar at J-school? That's for public school!

...where they also don't teach it...