They're everywhere! Sometimes coming out of the sky like tiny, silent paratroopers, sometimes hard and fast assaults whose direction and angle of attack can change at any second. I've run through all my ammo and most of M's: pound for pound they're not very strong, almost anything blows them apart. .308, .45, 7.62 commie, even .177 pellets work. But there are millions of them! Billions maybe! Even the boys have done their part, trampling them, even eating them. But nothing works! They're everywhere, I tell you! The ground, the buildings, even my weapons and expended mags are just covered with them! There's no hope!
Oh god, they were right. Too late, I finally understand what they meant. The Detroiters were right! WHITE IS EVIL!!
Okay, that was the last mag. I'm wading in with my UWK. Tell my daughter I love her...
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Wait! Wait! It's just frozen water! They melt!
Well, anyway that's the theory. They don't melt anywhere near fast enough in Wyoming. :(
Heh...I hear ya! We got em too. Been cooking up a storm allll day long just in case we lose the power, the winds are horrible here, near white out conditions. Thank goodness the back yard is sheltered and the kids are out making Igloos all afternoon with the men folk. Good luck all.
This is why flame throwers will always be the ultimate weapon....
My ammo! Nooooooo!
:p
Did they get you then Joel?
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