The Ultimate Answer to Kings: You guys gotta read this.

They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means "The Ultimate Argument of Kings," and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. "We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it's about: You'll do as I say or I'll send my goons to kill you."

I thought about that for a long time. If there's an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I've got bullets - he's got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that's not going to happen. So if there's an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain't bullets.

It finally came to me - and that's when I left the city, abandoned a goodly percentage of my goods, and gave all that was behind me a good, stiff Randian Shrug.

The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

You guys gotta read this.

The original post turns out to be about something that's probably a hoax, though I wish it were true. But then the first commenter says something I'm pretty sure he wishes he could call back, and the games begin. And go on, and on, and on...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...: when I read the first post, I thought, great, another parasite apologist, then I read the next few. Terrific responses, hope is still alive.; February 24, 2011 at 2:19 PM
John Venlet said...: That's pretty hilarious, Joel. Thanks for linking that up.; February 24, 2011 at 3:43 PM
Anonymous said...: Definitely a high point in the interwebs comments world.

Thanks Joel.

gooch; February 25, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Mayberry said...: That was great!; February 25, 2011 at 6:02 PM

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