Monday, May 2, 2011

Protecting the innocent, one dead child at a time

NATO officials confirm: While enforcing the Libyan no-fly zone, a NATO warplane fired upon a house that was clearly preparing for takeoff. By the wildest coincidence, the house just happened to be piloted by Muammar Gaddafi and a whole bunch of his family.
Saif al-Arab Gaddafi, the youngest son of Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi, and three of his grandchildren have been killed in a NATO air strike, a Libyan government spokesman said.

Gaddafi and his wife were in the Tripoli house of his 29-year-old son, Saif al-Arab Gaddafi, when it was hit by at least one missile fired by a NATO warplane late on Saturday, according to Libyan government spokesman Moussa Ibrahim.
Gaddafi's magic anti-missile forcefield still seems operational; its a shame he didn't buy one for his kids.

Y'know - If you're gonna assassinate a foreign head of state, just do it fergoshsake and stop taking it out on his kids. At this point it's hard to believe the guy's got any family left; he must have bred like a tribble when he was younger.

3 comments:

Matt said...

Pretty soon Gaddafi will disappear, be delcared dead, buried at sea and everyone will swear to it.

Another one of those, why are they doing this moments.

Anonymous said...

Well, it'll be easier to fake the death face photo this time.
He already looks photoshopped to death.

Buck

Anonymous said...

UMMM When he goes Tango Uniform, I want a couple of his bodyguards sent to guard me, please.