And if you believe this, I've got a bridge you might be interested in...

Airport body scanners to nix naked image

Uh huh. This time it isn't a lie...

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - New software for screening travelers at U.S. airports will do away with naked images, addressing a major public concern, the Transportation Security Administration said Wednesday.

The TSA, which previously assured us its porno-scanners didn't show any details, couldn't save images and were virtually devoid of actual radioactivity - three claims which all proved lies - is now fixing the whole thing with a minor software tweak.

Right.