Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Okay, you can argue with a few of the choices...

I seriously question the wisdom of such a heavy package with so little ammo. I can't imagine how such a thing would balance. And I would personally feed myself to zombies rather than be seen carrying any firearm with that Polish bayonet. And the whole idea is kinda suspect, because if you're really going to remain so ready-to-rumble that you're 24/7 within grabbing distance of the thing, why couldn't you stay within grabbing distance of a proper BOB instead?

Still...He had me at the 550-cord sling. That's kind of a cool idea.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Heh. I thought of you as soon as I saw that tricked-out nonsense.

Then I tallied up the features that matched the overpriced one I bought for the new gulch, when I had nothing and was in a bit of a rush to get something.

Mossberg 500: check
Light (with compass): check
Pistol grip: check
Picatinny hand grip: check

He missed the laser sight. On a shotgun.

Look, I didn't ask for all this crap. It was what a crazy war vet Scot (in a kilt) was willing to sell me for cash in the parking lot of a megamall, OK?

I just wanted the Mossberg pump.

And if you're going to put a bayonet on a shotgun at least put some SIZE on the damned thing.

Seriously. That thing looks like a "before" ad for extenz pills.

Anonymous said...

I guess it was all for fun and amusement. It has to be as it makes no sense whatsoever.

1.The paracord sling is cool till you need 3' of cord and now you don't have a sling.
2. All of your survival gear in/on the gun? What happnens if you loose the gun?
3. All that work and no decent iron sights? WTF?
4. I'd rather have a rifle, any rifle, than a shotgun. But, thats a personal perspective and I realize others may think differently.
5. I like bayonettes. So why not the Mossberg 590?
6. Red, White, and Blue bandana?
Projectile vomit!

I love zombie apocolypes fantasies.
This one misses the mark by a country mile.

Anonymous said...

Combine that shotgun with the ammunition required to feed it (I knew I was forgetting something . . .) and you are going to be one mighty thirsty, tired man by the end of the day.

Anonymous said...

The ammo on the buttstock prevents shooting left handed. Who promised him he would never have to do that? I hope this is a joke and not some idiot's wet dream. But then the gene pool could stand a little cleaning up, I guess.

Jim said...

I read it twice just to make sure it wasn't written as satire.

Plug Nickel Outfit said...

Y'know - if I'm ever out in the hinterlands and run across that skinny corpse frozen to that atrocity along with a note about the 'ba'ar' that kilt him - I think I'd just walk on whistling and go find me that bear so's I could shake its paw.

Anonymous said...

And that flies right in the face of the shotgun that will(is on it's merry way) be joining my humble arsenal:

http://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/showthread.php?t=293919


Yes, it's legal in Kali and yes, I did........ having an LLC does have it's advantages.

Just waiting on the damn ATF to get off glacial with the stamp.

Buck.

Anonymous said...

That artofmanliness site has really jumped the shark over the past year or so.