I see something. So I'm saying something.

I picture Gerald Butler puttin' on his Leonidas face and bellowing a spittle-laden "This! Isn't! EAST GERMANY!" into the face of whoever's responsible for this atrocious policy just before kicking him/them into a big frickin' convenient well.

Want another approach, DHS? Did the creative juices just innocently run dry, and you're thrashing around in the throes of your desperate need to do something to thwart the horrifying epidemic of death and destruction caused by all those domestic terrorists? How about this?

H/T to SnarkyBytes.