Look, it's not hard to keep straight. It's just three S's.

He said his son shot one of the bears, then called authorities to notify them of the kill. The other two bears ran off.

He said his son could have just buried the animal and not said anything to law enforcement. He said his son is being penalized for coming forward.

First he did the right thing, and then he turned around and ruined it by doing the "smart" thing. Did he really think government would pat him on the head for reporting the right thing?

H/T to Codrea at the Examiner.