The Ultimate Answer to Kings: No thank you, Mr. Nagin. I think people will be happier if they work it out on their own.

They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means "The Ultimate Argument of Kings," and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. "We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it's about: You'll do as I say or I'll send my goons to kill you."

I thought about that for a long time. If there's an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I've got bullets - he's got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that's not going to happen. So if there's an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain't bullets.

It finally came to me - and that's when I left the city, abandoned a goodly percentage of my goods, and gave all that was behind me a good, stiff Randian Shrug.

The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.

Friday, August 26, 2011

No thank you, Mr. Nagin. I think people will be happier if they work it out on their own.

Hurricane Irene advice offered by former New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin

I did not make that up.

H/T to Unc.

4 comments:

Brass said...: Wh-wh-whatttt?

I got your advice right here: everyone make sure you're armed to the teeth. And don't listen to anyone who tells you to surrender them.; August 26, 2011 at 6:03 PM
Carl-Bear said...: I had to follow the link to convince myself that wasn't an Onion story.

I feel sorry for the Onion. Ever since reality jumped the shark, satire has become almost meaningless.; August 26, 2011 at 7:38 PM
MamaLiberty said...: Well, not exactly meaningless, Carl... but certainly a lot harder to identify sometimes. :); August 27, 2011 at 5:04 AM
Anonymous said...: Seems to follow the model of those as can do and those as can't teach.

Buck.; August 27, 2011 at 12:43 PM

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No thank you, Mr. Nagin. I think people will be happier if they work it out on their own.

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