We gather up all the militant "Your imaginary friend is stupid" atheists and all the off-their-meds "rape the unbeliever" "Christians." We get them all together in one spot. With me so far?
Okay, here's the good part. We put them all together in one big room. Seal the door with big, heavy stones or something. I mean really seal it good. Leave them in there till one side exterminates the other side. Then for the winning side, we refuse to open the door. Just kinda forget that room even exists, forever. Probably shouldn't pick a room that's just off the foyer, because that would be inconvenient.
Who's with me? Who's bloody with me?
H/T to Tam.
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How about a large hole in one of the draws and then let the rain fill it in for us?
Is Gulchendiggensmoothen back in service?
stay safe [and "out-of-sight"]
gooch
Well, only the atheists who engage in aggression of course. Everyone is entitled to their imaginary friend... or lack of one. If they want to call my imaginary friend "stupid," it's no skin off my nose. He can take care of himself.
But indeed, the hole in the ground would be the best bet. Why waste perfectly good space real people could use?
I'm wit' ya!
Think how cool it would be, when someone asks, "what's in that room?" to be able to say, "We don't talk about that room", best said in a sinister way.
A religion is what its participants make of it. So is liberty. If you want to put me in a hole in the ground, plan to bring lots of friends and plenty of ammunition.
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