They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum castinto all the cannon of the French Army.It means "The Ultimate Argument of Kings," and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. "We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it's about: You'll do as I say or I'll send my goons to kill you."
I thought about that for a long time. If there's an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I've got bullets - he's got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that's not going to happen. So if there's an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain't bullets.
It finally came to me - and that's when I left the city, abandoned a goodly percentage of my goods, and gave all that was behind me a good, stiff Randian Shrug.
The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.
When you accept that "liberty is not coming in your lifetime," in the sense that the world isn't going to come around to your "leave the peaceable alone to live their lives" ideal, you have two alternatives. You can despair, give up, go with the flow.
Or, since you can't change the world, you can work on the one thing that's really available to you for revision - yourself. How much freedom can you squeeze into your own life?
I decided to learn the answer to that question. That's what this blog is about.
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Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Okay. This takes class.
I know - I've got readers who always complain that they can't download videos. Go someplace where you can and watch this. Do not take a mouthful of coffee before you hit Play. NSFW, BTW. I'm still chortling - and yes, I'm gonna burn in hell.
I can't watch it without thinking of the one time I came close to an "I just [bleep]ing shot myself" moment. For a second there I genuinely thought I had. (the bullet hit a rock, the rock hit my foot. It was many, many years ago.) Yes, my finger was where it doesn't belong, but that's very easy to do during holster drills, which is one reason for drills in the first place and is why Tam is always harping about not fiddling with the thing while it's in the frickin' holster.
I would NOT have made this video, nor consented to its existence. It requires a level of class I do not possess. If the video was made without the consent of Mr. "I just [bleep]ing shot myself," that also requires a level of class ... I do not possess. Which doesn't make it any less funny, alas.
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I thought it was sort of funny but gunshot wounds really aren't very funny. That kind of took some of the humor away for me. The guy does have class and has posted another you tube video explaining what happened.
Oh, I'll probably rot as well, but could not help laughing. Totally agreed about the "level of class", too. (Compared to, say, Lee Paige!)
See, in a sane society, this would just be funny, and a useful and sobering reminder that the Four Rules are actually more about saving you when you get off the square range; away from the well-lit, high-contrast training environment; when you're not well-rested and thinking about safe technique.
I've been lucky so far. I don't have any actual negligent discharges in my life, but I can recall two episodes that I wish like hell I didn't have to admit were me.
Is the lesson from the full length video something like, "Don't use a holster that is smarter than you are?" Maybe, "Don't keep switching high tech holster designs, find one that works and replicate across all carry guns?"
Hard not to think that with a simple thumb break, or open top hoslter the ND could of been avoided.
Haven't looked for the longer video, and probably won't. If it's about a positive-retention holster, yeah, there have been safety concerns about those. A neighbor has one, and I don't like it.
Concerning NDs, KW, I personally believe there's only two kinds of shooters: Those that have and those that will. But I recognize that's not an orthodox opinion. Extra fail points for doing it during a demonstration of how you're the only one professional enough to handle a gun. 8^D
I knew a guy who shot himself (no worry, happy ending). He was carrying a Ruger .22 auto and was doing some plinking. For some reason, he did not have a holster and was inserting the gun into his rear wallet pocket. Only he forgot to remove his finger from the trigger. AND he forgot to put it on safety.
Bullet traveled through hamstring and exited behind his knee, purely meat, no bone hit. He went to a physician friend who fixed him up without any hospital / doctor office visit. Felt very stupid - and he freely admitted he made a very stupid error.
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I thought it was sort of funny but gunshot wounds really aren't very funny. That kind of took some of the humor away for me. The guy does have class and has posted another you tube video explaining what happened.
Oh, I'll probably rot as well, but could not help laughing. Totally agreed about the "level of class", too. (Compared to, say, Lee Paige!)
See, in a sane society, this would just be funny, and a useful and sobering reminder that the Four Rules are actually more about saving you when you get off the square range; away from the well-lit, high-contrast training environment; when you're not well-rested and thinking about safe technique.
I've been lucky so far. I don't have any actual negligent discharges in my life, but I can recall two episodes that I wish like hell I didn't have to admit were me.
Is the lesson from the full length video something like, "Don't use a holster that is smarter than you are?" Maybe, "Don't keep switching high tech holster designs, find one that works and replicate across all carry guns?"
Hard not to think that with a simple thumb break, or open top hoslter the ND could of been avoided.
Haven't looked for the longer video, and probably won't. If it's about a positive-retention holster, yeah, there have been safety concerns about those. A neighbor has one, and I don't like it.
Concerning NDs, KW, I personally believe there's only two kinds of shooters: Those that have and those that will. But I recognize that's not an orthodox opinion. Extra fail points for doing it during a demonstration of how you're the only one professional enough to handle a gun. 8^D
I knew a guy who shot himself (no worry, happy ending). He was carrying a Ruger .22 auto and was doing some plinking. For some reason, he did not have a holster and was inserting the gun into his rear wallet pocket. Only he forgot to remove his finger from the trigger. AND he forgot to put it on safety.
Bullet traveled through hamstring and exited behind his knee, purely meat, no bone hit. He went to a physician friend who fixed him up without any hospital / doctor office visit. Felt very stupid - and he freely admitted he made a very stupid error.
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