Friday, September 23, 2011

This sums it up nicely.

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From here.

It's turned into a busy day. Got back from shit-shoveling, and now I've got to sneak into town and take a long walk to get some chains sharpened. Then I need to get back on this writing project I'm maybe a third done with, but at least that parks me at the 'pooter. Later.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why must they always look like that? I mean seriously. Why can't these statist whores look like $1000 an hour call girls so at least getting fuck is visually appealing again?
Who wants to get a cruise missile strap on job from a Gloria Steinem look alike contest winner?


Buck.

Joel said...

I don't care who it is, exactly. I don't recall ever having heard of Elizabeth Warren. But I've heard the talking point (wouldn't call it an argument), always thought it was bullshit, but never took the time to fisk it.

Carl-Bear said...

Anon, they look like that because beautiful kilobuck/hr callgirls have better things to do than make up for their inadequacies by screwing up your life.

As for the "argument", I like throwing that right back in their faces when they bitch about the evils of capitalism: "Don't blame me; I only built the factory. YOU told me how to run it and how to screw over the workers."

Joel said...

Oh, but Carl! Hiring them IS screwing them over! Don't you know that, you exploiter, you?

Anonymous said...

Joel,

Beth Warren is a shill who was in charge of overseeing TARP funds; which should tell all you need to know.
Now she wants to be a Senator.

Buck.

Carl-Bear said...

Ah, but Joel; under EEO, ADA et al, they MADE me hire them. And set the pay scales. And benefits. And required deductions from their pay. And sued me if I tried to lay anyone off.

The wonders of evil "capitalism".

Anon, so basically... rather than a pricey hooker, she's the guv equivalent of an ugly john paying out. Wait... equivalent of ugly? No, that IS ugly.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Carl, that IS the book definition of ugly. You know how the viagra hacks bark on and on about having an erection that lasts more than 4 hours means you need to see a Doctor before it falls off on the 5th hour?

Her photo is the cure for priapism. Works instantly. If you had her tattooed on your body you would never need fear too much amorous intention in prison.


The Anonymous guy formerly known as Buck (2).

Anonymous said...

Remember, kids. You don't pay a prostitute to have sex with you. You pay her to leave afterwards.