If you ever want Ghost to come to you Right F'ing Now, just fry up a couple of slices of Spam. I guarantee he'll drop his otherwise pressing business and come running. From as far away as Nebraska, if necessary.
Give him some at my funeral, and maybe he'll think of me for a second. Maybe not. Just so you know, he'll take it any way he can get it but really prefers it fried.
MG11: The Magnificent Swiss Maxim Gun
4 hours ago
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My cat loves the stuff-sliced thin and fried,that,and vieenies(Vienna sausages to anyone outside the South).
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