"A Painful New Era of Self-Reliance"

That's not exactly what Barry said, but it's not far off.

“The one thing that we absolutely know for sure is that if we don’t work even harder than we did in 2008, then we’re going to have a government that tells the American people, ‘you are on your own,’” Obama told a crowd of 200 donors over lunch at the W Hotel.

Writers at The Onion must weep when they see things like this. Where could satire possibly go from here?