Monday, November 7, 2011

Okey Dokey, Then...

Knowledge that tents don't make good "safe houses" dawns in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

At last the beleaguered female protesters of Occupy Wall Street take decisive action to protect themselves from ... Occupy Wall Street protesters. If you call this decisive.
Spurred by a spate of sex attacks in Zuccotti Park, Occupy Wall Street protesters built a “safe house” for women on Friday. The 16-square-foot military frame tent is designed to shelter up to 30 women from the predators lurking around the lower Manhattan encampment.

“It will be used to protect ourselves from people out there,” said Nan Terrie, 17, a protester from East Oakland Park, Fla. “I’m sick and tired of women getting taken advantage of, raped and murdered."
Okay, I'm all on board with that. I wasn't aware OWS women were being raped and/or murdered, but if they are I wish to go on record as saying that's a bad thing.

Breda's got a better idea, though...
Yes, this post was just a set-up to justify the photo. What's your point?

14 comments:

Carl-Bear said...

Given the numbers "protesters" involved, the sexual assaults I've heard about are probably attributable to the usual tiny percentage of scum who should be culled from the gene pool anyway. Still, contrast the overall messages from each group:

TEA partiers: "Stop taking what's ours."

OWS: "We have a right to, and will take, the efforts of your lives. We demand that you be enslaved to serve us."

Now which group would you expect to see inhabited by rapists and the like?

DonkeyBuster said...

Wait a minute... 30 women in 16 square feet?!? 30 young emotional irrational liberal females in 16 square feet!?!

That's no safe house, that's a hormonal still ready to blow!

Sincerely,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Lesbian Feminist Hermitess

Carl-Bear said...

DB, I'm hoping that it's just sloppy reporting and that the tent is, in fact, 16' x 16', which is still a gawdawful concentration, but at least doesn't risk an implosion resulting in an urban collapsar from cramming too many bodies into the same area.

I imagine the dedicated predators just look on it as a target rich environment, and start drooling. A smorgasbord armed with nothing more deadly than flashlights (One or two reports I read stated that protestors were fending off rapists by shining flashlights in their faces; not especially useful unless those were tac lights mounted on appropriately calibered handguns.)

DonkeyBuster said...

LOL... oh yeah, every guy I know can definitely keep their cool surrounded by 30 hysterical women... for a population than can hardly muscle up to sit thru an evening of romantic comedies, y'all talk tough. =0)

Even 16' x 16' is an entirely too dense concentration of paranoid emotional liberated estrogen... I've done wimmin fests, I know...

I think the better solution would be to just stay away all together, but then again perhaps that's just an expression of my equal opportunity anti-social tendencies.

Oh, and for anyone that read the 'found in the woods' thread... heck, I always stick every animal skull I find on some kinda 'altar' just to freak people out. Nothing but mischief in my case... I never knew it could be so effective at keeping folks away... off to invent more altars.... tah!

Joel said...

Yeah, DB. I never though of using skulls in that particular way, and plan on taking it up myself.

Some skulls on altars, a few rattling rock-filled tin cans on sticks, up and down the wash on either side of The Secret Lair. Ought to keep the tourists at bay, doncha think?

Not sure what a wimmin fest is, but it sounds scary enough to keep me at bay, that's for sure.

DonkeyBuster said...

5000 nekkid wimmin processing their emotional issues while standing in line to 6 porta-loos... to some pretty good music, it must be said, but still...

When I went to Take Back the Night rallies in college, they taught us that flashlight trick, but it was backed up by learning how to kick the perp's kneecaps into the next county. Keys between the fingers to the eyes, butt of the flashlight to the nose.

Because, you know, you can't take handguns onto many college campuses. Favorite hunting grounds of wacko predators.

I've found my share of altars & weird shit in the woods, not the least of which was myself...

Joel said...

5000 nekkid wimmin processing their emotional issues while standing in line to 6 porta-loos... to some pretty good music, it must be said, but still...

Having read past "nekkid," I'll go ahead and admit that's the most terrifying thing I've heard of in a long time. And that's coming from a guy who's had body parts blown off.

DonkeyBuster said...

And legal, all legal...*

Bwah-hahahhahahaaaaaa!!! Sweet dreeeaaamms, Joel.

*well, then. Now you probably have to get permits.

Joel said...

Thanks for the memories, DB.

Carl-Bear said...

"5000 nekkid wimmin processing their emotional issues..."

Wow. From [beavis/butthead mode] "heheheheheheh... Cool!" [/b/b] to "Aaiiiiigh!!!" in just seven words.

I think that's a record.

Anyway, I only meant the initial predator reaction would be "targets!. Never said he'd survive it (might even claw out his own eyes and eardrums).

DonkeyBuster said...

Go down to Wally World & imagine every single female in the buff & 5000 nekkid wimmin will get you to AAaaaiiiighhh!!! in 3 words...

Did more for my own self-esteem than years of therapy... oh hell, I ain't so gawd-awful ugly after all...

LOL

Anonymous said...

SOOOO my inner pervert got rolling because of Breda's photo. Yes, my inner pervert is kinda reckless. In that rolling reckless ness mental impulses and images were set in motion and I humored that it would be really awesome if there was some uber aphrodisiac gas that could be introduced into that tent. After a sufficient amount of time allowing for the panting, squirming and general carnality began among the broads to begin I could slip into said tent and begin to enjoy my new role as the victim of their sexual aggressions.

Then....... oh God....then I developed a mental picture of a couple dozen, unbathed, unshaved, stanky, not so personally hygienic feminaizis all hornied up and waiting for a tender young guy like me to devour. And not in the juvenile one guy 30 super hot women gang bang kinda way. Oh Lord......I think I'd be better off running naked through Karachi with a sign that said "Mohammed licks camel balls" tattooed on my back.

*Shudder*


Buck

DonkeyBuster said...

Hey Buck, you wanna cigarette after that?

ROTFLMAO

Anonymous said...

Or some ointment.



Buck.