Friday, November 11, 2011

Stop the Presses!

The federal government does something...right? Well, not entirely wrong, anyway.

But now I have this perverse desire to know how many goats there are...

5 comments:

The Grey Lady said...

Joel have you seen the picture accompanying the article? I never knew Freud was into goats.

MamaLiberty said...

No, Joel, really. When an idiot gets run over and that stops him from BEING an idiot, it doesn't mean the idiot did anything that wasn't idiotic... see?

They didn't stop counting because they didn't want to count, or suddenly figure out that it was stupid and a waste of everything... they just got run over. And trust me, there are bureaucrats and bean counters sweating bullets trying to figure out how to start counting them again. sigh.

Joel said...

Just trying to be nice, ML. Gimme a break, I don't get many chances to be nice to somebody in the government and I'm not very good at it.

Carl-Bear said...

But without a goat census, how will we draw congressional district boundaries for proper goat representation?

'Cause "my" congress-scumsucker sure as heck doesn't represent me.

Anonymous said...

Gee - I guess I won't report that I have 1.2 million goats again. They only asked once, never could figure that out.

Skewing Governmental reports was one of my favorite creative disobedience efforts when I was young and foolish.