Hm. Evidence that Ian is actually a 127-year-old Fascist poet?

You be the judge.

I'm not proclaiming that Ian is actually Ezra Pound. But look at some facts.

*Pound was committed to an asylum for being an "intellectual crackpot." Ian could be mistaken for an intellectual, if the light was bad. He hangs with me, so at a minimum he certainly associates with crackpots.

*Pound was fascinated by European dictators. Ian is fascinated by the weapons of European dictators.

*The resemblance is striking. And what's with those sunglasses? And the hair? Something to hide, Ian?