As far as they were concerned, they owned the yard and I was just there to present new, entertaining bird feeders that - no matter how apparently foolproof - could not stop them. This was suburban Detroit, so I couldn't shoot them with anything louder than an air rifle. And as I learned, shooting them didn't keep them out of the feeders because they had more squirrels than I had time.
Something like this did, just occasionally, inhabit my fantasies...
As Evyl Robot learned, lots of people who don't like squirrels have YouTube accounts.
It was missing the shotgun. It should be pull followed by Bang.
ReplyDeleteThanks Joel, I really needed a good laugh and that sure did it!!
ReplyDeleteI love gray squirrels. And that is SO cruel.
ReplyDeleteI'll never admit that I laughed my head off.
I laughed so har my wife thought I was gonna have a stroke.
ReplyDeleteBuck.