Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Lord, Mr. Freud...

From an Ann Arbor Craislist ad:
Transportation Security Officers (Ann Arbor)
See the individual you are in a vital position for our security firm where you implement security-screening procedures that counter deadly or dangerous objects from being smuggled onto an aircraft. Be part of a imperious security team protecting airports and skies as you proudly establish your future.

Minimum Qualifications:
1. You must be a U.S. Citizen
2. You are required to have a high school diploma or equivalent

PT, full training
• Location: Ann Arbor
• Compensation: $17 per hour
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!
• Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 2926913263

And of course when you click on the link...

Seen here.


Anonymous said...

Great. I wonder if Individuals under the new "Unlawful Presence Waivers" would qualify?

Sorry for the Sarc, just feeling in a shitty mood as we circle around another trip in the toilet bowl of political theater.

Maybe I need a snuggly hoodie to get me in the correct mood.

Carl-Bear said...

"Basic reading/writing skills optional."

Looks like the ad got pulled. Still don't know if it was stupidly legit (legitimately stupid?), or a gag. The crappy grammar et cetera suggests to me it was a real gov ad.