Florida police pose as giant bunnies to catch illegal drivers
"Patterson!"
"Yo!"
"Here's your assignment for Easter. The city's short of cash, which means we're short of cash. Go out there and get us some cash."
"Um...Sarge?"
"Seat belts, Patterson. They're not just a good idea, they're the law."
"But Sarge, I..."
"Don't forget your giant bunny head, Patterson."
H/T to Carl.
2 comments:
I still say that's Gellin in there:
"So, Gellin. You like making people at at the police...
"But, Sarge..."
"Go, Gellin. Grab the head and make people laugh."
"But, Sarge, what if the people we bust turn out to have LEO ProCards to get out of jail free?"
"Pray."
*sigh*
I looked at the picture and thought "Well, there's a fairly harmless'n'fuzzy little PSA from some charitable organization or another," and then I read the text and got the whole red-curtain-of-blood thing going.
It takes a real ass to jump out and yell "Gotcha!" from a fluffy Easter Bunny costume. "Mommy, why is Peter Cottontail writing you a ticket?"
I should know better than to read the text, I really should.
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