Thursday, August 20, 2009

Patron Saint of "WTF is he talking about?"

But NASCAR is about a lot more than just racing cars. It's as much about what you give back off the track as you give on the track. It's about what you're doing to protect our environment and help America become energy independent -- using solar energy, and working to offset carbon emissions, and even hiring a director of green innovation to take your commitment to the next level.
That's weird: I've had it wrong all this time. I thought NASCAR was about drinking beer and watching self-involved guys go really fast in hot cars. Now, if Barry O. had said it's about turning left at every opportunity, well, then I could understand.

Complete text here. Good luck.

H/T to Tam, Our Lady of Hilarious Snark.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Geez, those people are full of themselves... *rolleyes*

The Dog said...

NASCAR is about reducing carbon emissions???

ROFL, As the Great Sage Barney Frank recently said, "What planet have you been living on?"

Joel said...

NASCAR is about reducing carbon emissions???


Yes. Of course. As trench-digging is about increasing the hummingbird population.

It's perfectly clear, Dog. All you have to do is...take whatever drugs BHO was on when he read that paragraph.

The Dog said...

Damn, Joel, I don't think I've had any drugs THAT good since San Francisco in 1967 ...