"It's just no fun any more," complained Arthur Pendleton, chief commentator for The Onion, America's once-foremost satirical news site, as he finished emptying his cubicle drawers into cardboard boxes. "No matter how absurd and out there we went, the so-called 'real world' just keeps topping us. We give up! This domain name is for sale."Yeah, I just made that up.
But seriously, I expected to get back today and find I'd been taken in by a colossal practical joke. Instead, I get this.
This world is too weird for me. I'm moving on to the next one.
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