From the "what color is the sky on your planet" department...

You really can't make this shit up. But it's a helluva lot of fun to mock.

“We’ve had some incidents where TSA authorities think that congresspeople should be treated like everybody else,” he said. “Well, the fact of the matter is, we are held to a higher standard in so many other areas, and I think we need to take a hard look at exactly how the TSA interact with members of Congress.”

According to the article linked above, Rep. James Clyburn (D-Planet Zargon) said this on a major Sabbath Gasbag offering of a major cable "news" channel. On the planet Zargon, the congressvermin are held to a higher standard [than ordinary citizens? - ed.] in many areas. I'd guess it would be a nice place to visit if it weren't for that gaseous ammonia atmosphere.

Yes, I guessed at the composition of Zargon's atmosphere. But given the scent of the quote above...

Congressman Clyburn? I have two words to say to you. The first is forbidden on TUAK, but starts with the letter "F". The second word is "you." Thank you for your time.