"You know what I love about Keith?"

"He always keeps you guessing. You know he's gonna put his foot in his mouth. But you never know how he's gonna get the other one in there with it."
- Lou Grant, slightly modified for subject.

Olbermann Gets the Axe...

MSNBC issued a vague, unemotional statement saying it ended its contract with Olbermann, who hosted the top rated show on the network.