Thursday, March 24, 2011

Hee Hee ... Oh, Dearie My ...

Our hero may have wanted to keep a narrower - er, smaller - no, I mean lower profile...

Here's a surprise - Action Heroes apparently make lousy cops in real life, too!
According to beefy action film star Steven Seagal's former "boss," Jefferson Parish Sheriff Newell Normand, Seagal is not "on loan" from Jefferson Parish, as Seagal asserted recently after a massive MCSO raid on a home in Laveen, where one -- count him, one -- suspect was nabbed for his alleged involvement in raising roosters for the purposes of cockfighting.

Indeed, according to Sheriff Normand, who once played host to Seagal's A&E reality series Steven Seagal: Lawman, the tough-guy Akido master resigned rather than face an internal affairs investigation by the JPSO into allegations of sex trafficking and sexual assault raised in a 2010 lawsuit by an ex-employee.
You guys deserve every particle of embarrassment this guy's association brings you. I wish you joy of it - and then that you burst into flames.

H/T to Balko.

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