"If elected, I promise..."

"...To put everything back just the way my predecessor had it, even though it was completely intolerable when he did it."

Here's some change you can REALLY believe in:

Obama restarts Guantanamo "trials"

WASHINGTON -- President Barack Obama approved Monday the resumption of military trials for detainees at the U.S. prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, ending a two-year ban.

It was the latest acknowledgement that the detention facility Obama had vowed to shut down within a year of taking office will remain open for some time to come.

Ya think? Guess I can let out that breath I've been holding since he got sworn in, huh?