Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Good news, bad news.

It seems the Washington Monument is not, in fact, tilting.

Whew.  Sure wouldn't want anything to happen to our masters' monuments.  Especially not the phallic ones, because our masters compensate for far too much already.

1 comment:

Mayberry said...

I hear tell that the park service folk ran right over with a tub of Viagra and set things to rights.