Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Understatement of the week

Seen via Balko, who concentrated on a most painfully entertaining euphemism:

Lopez said agents handcuffed him and ran him 10 feet across the living room, slamming him into a wall. The 3-foot crack and collapsed drywall remain, covered now by a calendar.

"I felt like they didn't respect me," [he said]

Of course everything you need to know, citizens, is located in the very first paragraph.
Federal immigration officials say an internal investigation of 12 incidents of alleged abuse and illegal conduct - including one in which a Cincinnati family claims its Fourth Amendment rights were violated - clears its agents of any wrongdoing.

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