The Ultimate Answer to Kings: I paid to send guns to Mexican cartels, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!

They say that Louis XIV had the inscription Ultima Ratio Regum cast into all the cannon of the French Army. It means "The Ultimate Argument of Kings," and that always struck me as one of the most honest and up-front things any ruler or would-be ruler ever said. "We can dress it up prettier than this, but when it comes down to the unvarnished truth this is what it's about: You'll do as I say or I'll send my goons to kill you."

I thought about that for a long time. If there's an ultimate argument, it seems only logical that there must be an ultimate answer. For years I thought the ultimate answer must be the bullets in my rifle, but it never seemed quite right. I've got bullets - he's got frigging Cannon Balls. I mean, if there were three hundred million rifles throwing bullets at him, then maybe. But we all know that's not going to happen. So if there's an ultimate answer to his ultimate argument, it sure as hell ain't bullets.

It finally came to me - and that's when I left the city, abandoned a goodly percentage of my goods, and gave all that was behind me a good, stiff Randian Shrug.

The ultimate answer to kings is not a bullet, but a belly laugh.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

I paid to send guns to Mexican cartels, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!

Naw, that's not what it says. Actually I don't wear slogan t-shirts much - just a matter of taste. But I confess I'm tempted by this one.

Another run of the Gunwalker t-shirts is available, for a limited time only, from this guy. An imposing specimen, isn't he?

2 comments:

MamaLiberty said...: Nice enough guy. I'd hate to think he was actually as socially naked as he looks. Concealed, right? Damn, I hope so.; October 13, 2011 at 8:57 AM
Joel said...: He's probably got an AK strapped behind his back, ML. He seems a sane enough sort.

Anyway, there was once a picture taken of me when I wasn't carrying. I'm not proud of it, but it happened.

Of course I weighed about eleven pounds at the time...; October 13, 2011 at 9:05 AM

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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

I paid to send guns to Mexican cartels, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!

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