And I almost missed it!

No, I'm NOT making this up.

In the shadow of the nation's most recognizable phallic symbol, they gather and march. There are about 50 of them, all ages, both sexes, nearly all white, smiling, quiet, enjoying the sun as they make a slow loop in front of the White House with their signs of protest. Their mounted photos of pink squealing babies make the event look, at first glance, like an anti-abortion rally.
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It's Genital Integrity Awareness Week, in case you didn't know, as well as National Child Abuse Prevention Month.

Just when I thought I'd run out of things to worry about.

I feel so...incomplete now.