Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Rats in the pantry


I really hate rats. Especially in the food, I hate rats.


The boys, on the other hand. They love rats. Rats are food.

"Sure, Seymour! 'I found this great place for our new nest,' he says. 'Food for a lifetime,' he says. Just one little catch you failed to notice, Seymour. My mother was right about you; I should have married that kangaroo rat near the wash! Then I wouldn't be in this mess!"

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