ME: "Do you have any .45 ACP...
COUNTERMAN: Face falls.
ME: "...snake shot?"
COUNTERMAN: Face lights up. "Yes, we do!"
Dad Joke CCCXLVI
7 hours ago
...Is Not a Bullet, But a Belly Laugh!
"Freedom Outlaw. It’s not what you do; it’s how you do it. It’s an attitude — from which actions always follow. It’s a do-it-yourself occupation. And a lifetime vocation."
- Claire Wolfe, Backwoods Home Companion, 6-07-10
"Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force."
- Barbie
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