After I threw off the tactical blankets and rose from my tactical bed, I petted the tactical dogs, put on my tactical battle uniform, tucked into my tactical oatmeal and coffee and fired up my tactical computer. Checking out View From The Porch, I finally found the perfect gift for my imaginary high-speed-low-drag girlfriend: A Tactical Purse!
I'm saved! Last time I imagined giving her flowers, she tactically kicked my ass.
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