Of the strange ways I find to make women mad at me...

Landlady: "I've got a bone to pick with you."

Me: "Uh oh. What'd I do?"

Landlady: "When I come up here with (a guy she sometimes catches a ride with), I have to listen to Tom Clancy books on tape. I can live with that. But when I ride up by myself, I'm looking for blessed silence. Usually I get it. This time it was the @#$!ing Hero of Canton, all the way up."

I've had numerous complaints about my taste in "song in my head" posts. And it's true I only post the horrible ones, because I find them funny.

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