Sleep well, Citizens...

In their neverending quest to serve and protect your sorry ass off, Kansas City's finest definitively settle the hash of a vile, law-breaking utility van - and their own police car. The heroic officers, having successfully rescued the van's driver from the late van's evil clutches, were rewarded with impromptu paid vacations.

This news item receives extra TUAK bonus points for providing me excuse opportunity to re-run my all-time favorite clip. Remember, citizens: Law Enforcement Officers are the only ones professional enough to handle firearms!


H/T to Tam even though I didn't make her top ten linking blogs, dammit.