"Problematically Short Penis"

HAH!  Got your attention, didn't I?

Actually that pretty much summed up my ex-wife's post-mortem of our marriage, which is why it caught my eye in this brief article about pandas and China's never--ending struggle to save them from extinction.

I saw a Panda one time at the big zoo in Beijing.  Once was enough.  It was the only one they displayed at the time (this was like 20 years ago), really old, and sat around doing what these three are doing.  Don't bother watching the whole thing; it's all the same.  In fact you can watch one for hours and it's pretty much this.



They depend exclusively on a plant subject to periodic die-offs.  They are literally too stupid to breed, and on those rare occasions when they do successfully breed they normally kill their young through further stupidity like forgetting to nurse them or just sitting on them.  Now I learn their junk is too small to get the job done.

Yeah sure, they're cute.  But at some point extinction starts to look like their own damn fault.